Pretty Funny....

My friend Katie sent this to me in an email this morning...I thought some were pretty funny...And I wanted to share a few of my favorite:)

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5 I am prettysure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productivefor the rest of the day.

10. "Do not Machine wash" or "Tumble Dry" means I will never wash this- EVER!

11. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?)Damn it!!! but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

12. I hate leaving the house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

13. I would rather try and carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each handthan take 2 trips to bring the groceries in.

14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

16. Shirts get dirty, Underwear get dirty, Pants? Pants never getdirty, and you can wear them forever.

17. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber everyyear?

18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 times and still not knowwhat time it is.

19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their carkeys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on thedonkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snoozebutton from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time,every time!!!